"No, I never had a girlfriend. Nah, I'm not a player."
And then I found out a little secret. You slept with somebody from the birthday party you attended. Yup, thanks a lot. That really shows your character. It is sad really. That you even bothered to lie. You're a big guy. But truth seems to be difficult on your tongue.
Guys, now guys are real pain-in-the-asses. They lie, they cheat, they beg. For what? To get in your pants.
*Sighs*
You really shattered your image in front of me. What is the point of lying really? A little truth will not hurt anyone. You were man enough to sleep with a person of the opposite gender but not man enough to admit it.
I wonder if you lost your balls to her while f***ing her? I used to dream of Prince Charming and I thought you were quite and almost perfect except one little fault of yours. Until I heard, you slept with her. There is so much I can take, but you must know that I am quite disgusted by you.
Not because you slept with her, but because you saw the point of lying to my face. Guys take me for a fool, but know that I always know what you guys do in the end. I guess it is impossible to find somebody like in the fairytale stories that we all used to love as children.
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Have you ever heard of the love song that makes you all fuzzy and warm inside? Just feel like cuddling up and snuggling to your special someone. And then suddenly you realised, wait, I don't have a special someone. Sad ain't it?
Oh well, that is life. You walk down the street and can only watch in envy at the happy couples strolling hand in hand. Or maybe your friends who seem to be in great relationships. Can't really help but to wish that you had someone who can treat you like that. To make you feel special.
Probaly you'll find that someone today, tomorrow, next week, blah blah blah...or never. But who cares right? It is not as if you cannot live without them. If you think you can't, just sing Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive".
Ranted,
MaeQ